Sheikh Sms

Billi

” 1 Billi 1 Sheikh K Ghar Sy Roti Hoi Nikli’
Ksi Ny Billi Sy RoNy Ki Waja Poochi
Billi Ny Roty Hoay Jawab Diya.
“Ik Ty MeNu Marya UttoN Mera Choowa V Kho Laya.

Chaval

Sheikh asked a Parrot:
“Miyan Mithu Choori khao gay???”
Parrot said:
“Chavllan na maar,ap kadi khadi ay”

Hijrat

Sheikh k kamre se cheuntiyan bahir ja rahi then
Sheikh:
Kahan ja rahi ho or kia le kar ja rahi ho?
Cheunti:
ßhai bhooka marne se to behtar hai hijrat kr jain.

Sheikh Ki Beti

Boy: Shiekh sb Ap Apni Beti Ki Shadi Mjh Sy Kr Do Main Apko Uske Wazn k Brabr Sona Dunga
Sheikh: Mjhy Wqt Do
Boy: Sochny k Liye
Shekh: Nhi Beti Ka Wzn Brhane k Lye?

Sheikh Got Easy Load

Sheikh at shop: Bhai 1 rupy ka easy load kr do
Shopkeeper: Itna load karwa k call karni hai ya sms?
Sheikh: Karna te kuch ve nai bs aiven paise uraan di adat ae…

Arabi and Sheikh

Ek Sheikh ne arbi ko khoon de ke jaan bachai.
Arbi ne use MERCEDIZE gift di.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarurat pari.
sheikh ne phir khoon dia.
Ab ki bar Arbi ne ’2 juice k packs’ gift kiye.
Sheikh Gussey say bola: ‘Mercedez kioun nahi di?’ Arbi: ‘Munna ab hamarey ander b sheikhon ka Khoon Dor raha hai’

How Many Units?

1 Shaikh ko current laga begum ne pocha kuch hua to nai?
Shaikh ne kaha mujhe kuch nai huwa bahir ja kar dekho units ktne gire hain.

Shayari Sms

Jaam-e-Arzoo

*. . . .SaaQi MuJhay Bhi ChahIye Ek Jaam E AarZu,
KitNay LaGeIn Gay DaAm ZaRa AanKh To Mila. . . .*

Kismat Se Gilla

koie na milay to qismat sy gila nahi karty,
aksar log mil kr bi mila nahi karty
har shaakh par bahaar aati ha zaror,
par har shaakh par phool khila nhi krty

Dharkan

Nadan hai kitna wo, kuch samjhta hi nahi,
“Sahil”
Seene se laga k pouchta hai, k dharkan taiz kyun hai.

Sanson Se Bhi Zyada

WOH KABHI ANKH B JAHPKAY TU LARZ JATA HON
MUJ KO SANSO SAY B ZIADA HAY ZAROORAT US KI !

Dil Se Lagake Mil

Main tera Muntazir hon mujhy Muskra k mil,
Kab tak tujhy talaash kron ab aa k mil,
Youn mil k phir judai ka lamha na aa sakey,
Jo Darmian main hay sabhi kuch mita k mil,
Ye kya k hum milain b mulaqat bhi Na ho,
‘Wasi’ seeney sy matt laga mujhy DiL……….sy laga k mil…

Jaala Do Mujhko

Phir kahin dor se ik bar sada do mujko
Meri tnhai ka ehsas dila do mujko
Tum to chand ho tumhe meri zrort kya hai
Main dia hon kisi chokhat pe jala do mujko.

Kabhi To Muskarata Hoga

Us Ki Yadon Mein
Us Ki Baton Mein
Kahin Mera Aks Bhi Jhilmilata Hoga..
Laakh Masroof Hoga Apne Kamon Mein,
Phir Bhi Hamein Soch Ker Kabhi To Muskurata Hoga.

Send Me Sms

Sms Kya Karo

Kitne Din ho gae
SmS nai
Behja.
Chalo Sit Stand karo.
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Chalo bus karo Aynda SmS krna 

Worried About You

No Visits…
No calls…
No sms’s…
No letters…
No missed calls…
I am worried,
Sohneyooo….
Viyaah tay nahi kar letta??

Arman Ta Lagda

Banday kol mobile v howy,
Balance v howy
sada number v howy
tay banda faregh v howy
wat v banda sanoo msg na kare,
Arman ta lagday afsos ta lagday…?

Ulta Latka Dunga

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Latka_Diya_Na ULta?
Is_Ka_Qasur Pata_Hai_Kya Tha?
Ye_Mujhe
SmS_Nahi_Bhejta Tha.
TuM ßhi Soch Lo 

Paise Nahi Honde

Aj Rat Chand Ne Mujhse Kaha
“Agar Tmhara Dost Tmhe SMS Nhi Krta To Tm Use Chor Q Nhi Dete”
Mene Chand ki Traf Dekha or Kha
“Oye Kisi kol Paise nai v honde

Bewafa Dost

Sub Dost Bewafa Ho Gaye
Hum Apne Mobile Se Khafa Ho Gaye
SMS is liye Kar raha hon Zaalimo
Kahin tum ye na Samjho k hum Duniya Se Dafa Ho gaye..!:-)

Koi Masla Nahi

Jo Mujhy Abi SmS Na Kary wo..
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Thori dair baad kr de,
Koi masla nahi.

Sardar Sms

Chips

Sardar g 1 Girl k sath chips kha raha tha
Girl ne pyar se ankho mai ankhain dal k pocha
kuch feel ker rahe ho?
Sardar: Han tum mujh se ziada chips kha rahi ho.

Sardar ka Tota

SARDAR Ny 1 TOTA paLa
Or UsKo SaBz MirChaiN
KhilaTa Rha 1MoNth k BaD SARDAR Ny TOTY Sy PuCha
MiaN MiThu Churi KhaNi
TOTA
KiuN oye aNNi Dia MirchaN Muk GaiyaN Nay!


Enjoy!

Sardar Ji Pehli Bar Susral Gaye…
Gaon Walon Se Pocha,
Yahan Koi Enjoy Karny Wali Cheez Hay Kya?
Gaon Waly Bolay:
Nahi Babu.
Ek Hi Thi Wo Bhi Aap Le Gaye.

Pathan Sardar Mix

Sardar:
Kl koi meri bv k purse se Rs 2000 le gya
Pathan:
jhot bolti hy,
1500 tha.
Hum ne khud gina tha.
Sardar paise ka msla nai hy,
Bs tu admi ka pta kr..:-

Mother Tongue

“A Sardar was helping his son 2 fill his admision form”
Son asked:
‘Baapu Mother tongue walay khany mai kya likon?
Sardar:
‘Puttar likh de;
“Very Long”;-).

ICU

It happened in an international hospital that ICU patients died in same bed every sunday at 11 a.m.
It puzzled the doctors whether it waz s0mething super natural..
Worldwide eXpert team was formed to investigate the cause..
Next sunday few minutes before 11 a.m. all doctors & nurses waited to see what it was..
Some were holding prayer books & Holy objects to ward off evil..
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then . . .
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Sardar g,
Part time sunday sweeper,
entered the ICU..
Unplugged the life support system & plugged his vaccum cleaner :-D!

Picnic

3 SARDAR picnic pay gaye wahan ja k yaad aya k pepsi to ghar bhool gaye?
Decide kiya k sab say chota SARDAR ja k pepsi lay aye.
Chota SARDAR:
Mein is shart per jata hoon k tum meray anay tak samosy nahi khao gay.
Dono nay kaha k theek.
1 din guzra SARDAR nahi aya, 2 din guzray, 3, 4, hafta guzra.
Dono nay socha k ab samosay kha lenay chaye jaisay hi samosa uthaya chota SARDAR darakht k peechay say nikal k bola:
“JAY INJ KARO GAY TAY MEIN NAHI JANDA…”

Santa Banta Sms

Cheating In Exam

Lucky: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.

Preeto and Banta

Banta: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger?
Preeto: I clean the toilet.
Banta: How does that help?
Preeto: I use ur toothbrush.

Santa To Banta

Santa: Oye! Banta what r u doing yar?
Banta: Recording this baby’s voice.
Santa: But Why?
Banta: When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this…

Santa Rent

Malik Makan: Main Tumko Kiraya dene
k liye Aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hun.
Santa: Theek hai ji,
Main
Diwali
Holi
Or
Eid
K 3 din Select karta Hun. :-)

Santa ka Gift

Santa ne apne papa ko father’s day par CAR gift di or ek sher likha.
“phool to bahut hai par Gulab sa nahi,
Papa to bahut hai par aap sa nahi”

Santa In Bombay

Santa was going to Bombay. While the plane was landing he was so excited and shouted: “Bombay… Bombay”
Air hostess said: “B silent”
Santa: “Ok. Ombay… Ombay”

Santa Fall In Love

Santa Apni GF ko I Love You kehta or Gir Jata
Girl- Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Santa- I M Falling in Love.

Sad Sms

Ek Muddat Tak

Badla jo wakt ghehri rafaaqat badal gaee,
Suraj dhala tu saaye ki surat badal gaee
Ek muddat tak mein us ki zaroorat bana raha,
Phir yun huwa ke us ki zaroorat badal gae

Terk-e-Ishq

*. . .Hoti Nhi Qbool Dua Trk-e-Ishq Ki,
Dil Chahta Na Ho To Zuban Me Asr Kahan. . .*

Deewane

*. . .Naye Deewano
Ko Daikhte Hain
To Khushi Hoti
Hai,
Saqi
Hum Bhi Aise The
JAb Naye Aay The
‘Me-Khane Main. . .*

Kitna anmol Tha

Ye”kis” k Aansu gire kafan pe mere?
Ye kon “roya” mujh ajnabi k liye
Meri “mot” k baad hi “tum” ko ehsas “hoga”
K “main” kitna anmol tha tere zindagi “kliye”.

Mera Humsafar

“Mere” marne pe ksi ko koi “ziada” fark na “hoga”
“Bas” eik tanhai “roye” gi k mera Hamsafr chala “gaya”.

Haan Tumko Bhi

Bina Jin Ke Zindagi
Kabhi Basar Na Huyi
Chaley Gaye Mairey Dil Say
Mujhey Khabar Na Huyi
Koi Shikwa Na Koi Gila
Bas Majboori Ka Bhana Kar Ke
Woh Kisi Ajnabi Ki Tarah
Daman Apna Churra Ke
Raah-e-Hayat Mein Humein
Akaila Chorr Gay
Hum Kya Kartey
Dard Kis Ko Sunatey
Kon Sunta Hai Yahan
Chup Hi Rahey
Aansoo Qatra Qatra Kar Ke
Dil Ke Weeraan Khaanon Mein
Girtey Rahey
Zabt Ki Bhi Had Hoti Hai Shayad
Woh Had Hum Paar Kar Gaye
Bhool Gaye Aakhir Kaar
Khud Ko Bhi
Aur Jaanan
Tum Ko Bhi …

Mera Pyar

Mere pyar ko wo samajh nhi paya,,
Rothe the jb tanha to koi pass nhi aya,,
Mita dya khudko kisi k pyaar me,,
OR
Log kehte hai mujhe pyar krna nhi aya…

Romantic Sms

Yeh Hont

……….HONT……….
Husn Ki Jheel Ho Tum aor Kinaray Hain Yeh Hont..
Sach To Yeh Hay Keh Mujhay Jaan Say Piaray Hain Yeh Hont..
Mainy Hr Bar Mohabat Sy Inhain Chooma Hy..
Us Ny Hr Bar Mohabat Sy Obharay Hain Yeh Hont..
Haath Honto Py Mery Rkh K Mujhy Kehny Lgy..
Rokeay In Ko, Boht Shoq K Maary Hain Yeh Hont..
Band Hoty Hain Yeh Inkar Ki Soorat Mai Mgr..
Adh Khilay Hon To Mohabat K Isharay Hain Yeh Hont..
Aj Khud Apny Muqadar Py Mujhy Rashk Aya..
Aj Honto Mai Mery Us Ny Otaray Hain Yeh Hont..
Choom Kr Hont Mery Us Ny Kaha tha ye Qateel
Bas Tumhary Hain,Tumhary Hain,Tumhary Hain Yeh Hont.

Khubsurat ehsas

**Piyar**
1 Khobsurt Jazba
**DIL**
1 Khobsurt ghar
**ZINDGI**
1 Khobsurt safar
**DOSTI**
1 Khobsurt rishta
Or
**AAP**
In tamam rishton ka
Khobsurt
**EHSAS**

Tere Nam Kar Doon

Har khoshi se khobsorat teri sham karon
Apna payar main siraf tere naam karon
Mil jaye agar dobara ye zindgi.
Har bar main ye zindgi tere naam karon…

Kuch Khas Ho Tum

Pyara sa ehsas ho tum,
har pal mere pas ho tum,
Jine ki ek aas ho tum,
mann ka ek vishwas ho tum,
Shayad is liye.
…
Kuch khas ho tum

Gawara Nahi

“Ye tu “HASRAT” hai k
“TERI ANKH” ka “AANSO” ban jaon.,.,.,.!
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Par “TU ROYE” ye “MUJE GAWARA NAHI”.?

Dukh Sukh

"Qurbaan jaaun apnay RAB k! jo bardaasht se Zyada dukh nahi deta.
   Magar
auqaat se
Zyada Sukh
   deta hy" 

Shikwa

maine tum se tumhain manga
to tum muskura diye,
tum yeh b to keh sakte the
“meri jaan”
apni chezen mangi nahi jaaten.

Ramadan Sms

Iftari Per Bula

(",)/ Aey Kia
  < ))   Bolti Tu?
  _/¡_
 (.") Aey! Kia mai
<((> Boloon?
_/¡
 (",)/
 < )) Sun!
 _/¡
 (.")
<((>
_/¡_ Suna!
kAbhi apne ghar iftari pe bula. 

Drame Bazi

Garmi k musm k waja se Agar Rozy me Ap ko shadid Pyas mesos hone lagy to aisa kary
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 MAGHRIB ki AZAN KA Intezar karen, zyada drame bazi ki zrort nhi.. 

Iftari Ka waqt

Wo kon sa Waqt ho ga
Jab bahi behn ka nahi,
Maan beti ki nahi,
Baap baty ka nahi..
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Pathan: Aftari ka waqt..

Pakory Ki Kami

Aaj aftari me
Kele b thy,
Saib b thy,
Tarboz b tha,
Kharboza b tha,
Angor b thy,
Samosay b thy,
Bas
Ek
Teri
Hì
Kami
Thi
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Pakoray !;-)

Lahore Chalo

Chalo Chalo LAHORE Chalo,
Lahore Chalo, Lahore Chalo,
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Jaldi Lahore chalo
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wahan Roza 28 minut pehley khul jata hey :)

Lailatul Qadar

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Har saal is shäàm ko ääti hài fàläk sè Äwäz.
säjdä kàrti hài sähàr jiskö,wöh hài ääj ki rààt.
Laila_TUL_Qadr
MOBARAK

Rakhi Sms

Funny Rakhi Sms

U r so cute,
darling
and adorable
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Can’t help
forming a
relationship with you
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Plz
accept me
as your
dearest and
sweetest “Behna”
Happy Raksha Bandhan

Rakhi Meaning

 R . A . K . H . I
R : Relationship
A : Affection
K : Knitting together
H : Him (Brother) & Her (Sister)
I : Interminably


Kismat Ki Kahani

Kya Bataoo Yaaro,
Meri Kismat Ki Kahani,
Kuch Is tarah Likhi Gai,
Jin Hatho Se Gulab Dena Chahta Tha,
Unhi hatho me vo Rakhi Bandhkar Chali Gai

Quotes Sms

Haar Jeet

Dunia tumhain us waqt tak nahin hara sakti .jab tak tum apnay ap se na har jao.

Pre Written!

Everything is “Pre-Written.!” But, with Prayers it can be “Re-Written.!”

Steve Andress

Do not ask what your community can do for you. Ask what you can do for your community.
(Steve Andres)

Martin Luther King

At the center of non violence stands the principle of love…
—Martin Luther King

I Am Your's

U can Live without the Person who says: U R MINE. But U can NEVER Live without someone who says: I’m Yours. feel the difference.!!

Albert Camus

Charm is getting the answer yes without asking a clear question. (Albert Camus)

Miss Understanding

“Never choose anyone without understanding &
Never loose anyone bcoz of Misunderstanding”

Punjabi Sms

Dil Haar Gya

Aj ishq de tournamnt de andr,
Mai pyar da final haar gya,
Si husan di Batting tez bari,
Her chakka Boundry paar gya,
Mera Dilbr guglian Ballan wich,
Menu pyar da Bouncer maar gya,
Kita catch une mra Dil yaro,
Te Mai Jitya match v haar gya.

Asaan Chale Jana

Barsat vich asi pani Ban k rur jana,
Pat jhar vich asi phul banke jhar jana,
Kee hoya je aj tenu tang karde han,
Ik din ase tenu dase bina he tur jana..

Sultan Bahoo

Kujh Bughz di Reet vich nai milda
O har te Jeet vich nai milda
Makhlooq-e-Khuda naal pyar te kre
RABB sirf Maseet vich nai milda
“Haq Bahoo”

Koi Hor Hovi Aa

Köi hör hövï ää tê¥ chör w@ñjî ää.
Å¥ wääd¥ QħMÄÄN V TÖR VÆNJÎ ÄÄ.
Æ Å$î HÄÄN JÖ ÐHÖ£Ä MÅNËNÐ¥ WÆLÊ¥ ÄÄN
Ö KÖÎ HÖR HÖVÎ ÄÄ TÄÄN CHÖR WÄNJÎ ÄÄ

Bullay Shah

Charday suraj dhalday waikhay,
Bujhay diway balday waikhay,
Heeray da koi mull na taaray,
Khotay sikkay chalday waikhay,
Jinna’n da na jag te koi,
O v puttar palday waikhay,
Ohdi rehmat de nal banday,
Pani ottay chalday waikhay,
Loki kehnday daal nai galdi,
Main te pathar galday waikhay
“Bullay Shah”

Pyar Wala Jawab

“80, 20,tere
te Dil 20 tera,
10 sonya 13 ki khayal “A” ?
11 dostan 9 enj nai 27 da,
Piyar nal piyar da jawab honra chai da”

Khwaja Ghulam Fareed

~;BABA FAREED;~
Dosti yaari da maza tad onda;
Jad 2van dilan vich khich hovey;
Edron mein niklan tey odron tu niklen;
Milap 2van da gali dey wich hovey;
Chalan teer judaiyan wale hazar;
Zakham 2 hovan tey takleef 1 hovey;
Gulaam freeda
Dosti da maza tad onda;
Jey Kafan 2 hovan tey qabar 1 hove.

Politics Sms

Aam Aur Khas

’1 Bar Main Bemar Hoa
1 Dost ne Mujhe Hospital Jane ka Kaha
Main Hospital Chala Gya
Wahan 2 Drwazay Thy
1 Pr “Khas bemari” or 1 pr “Mamoli Bemari” Likha tha
Mujhe Mamoli Bemari thi is Liye Me Mamoli Bemari Wale Room me Chla Gya
Wahan B 2 Drwazy thy 1 Pr “Khas Admi” or 1 pr Aam Admi likha tha
Me Gharib Admi Tha is liye Aam Admi Wale Door se Andar Chla Gya
Andar Gaya to!dekha k Mai Hospital se Bahar Tha.
Geo Pakistan!:-)’

Bachna Ae Gharibo

Zardari
      ka
   Latest
    Song
" Bachna-A Gharibo
Lo Me Aa Gaya
Noto Ka Aashiq
 Mulk Ka Dushman
Apni Ada Hai
BIBI Se juda
HE HOO....:- 

Over Time

Machar ny 1 Aadmi ko din my kata.!
Aadmi ny kah!
Tum din ko b kaat’te ho?
Machar bola!
Zardari ka dor hy Ghar k halat kharab hain!
Overtime laga raha hon…

Bacha Na ho!

Mufti Asif Ali Zardari Apni Book
(Sheri Rehman k Jalwe)
Men Farmatay Hen.
Chicken Broast Aise Pakao k Kacha Na Ho.
Or
Muhbt Aise nibhao k Bacha Na Ho.
(page#302, paragraph#420, line#118).

Toyota

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Petrol bohat mehnga hai
Is liye aapke aane jane k liye pesh hai
"KHOTA COROLLA"
Model 2010
petrol ka dushman
Jub tak dil kray chalaty raho,
5:Years maintances free
Insured and
sponsered by
Jahan khwab wahan..
HBL. 

Cheeni And Aata

1 American, 1 Chinese aur
1 Pakistani Chaand Per Gaye.
Teeno Ne Neechay Dekha To Zameen Per 1 Lambi Line Nazar ayi.
American:
Ye NASA Ki Building hai
Chinese:
Nhi Ye Deewar-E-Cheen He
Pakistani:
Oye Paglo Na Ye Building He Or Na Deewar
Ye To Utility Store K Bahir cheeni & Aata lenay Walon Ki Line He.

Question Paper

Question paper in year 2020
Name the cities of PAKISTAN where electricity is found.
How does sugar taste?Explain in ur own words.
Draw a neat n labelled diagram of a suicide jacket.
In ancient times, what was PETROL used for?Support ur answer with examples.
Write the complete name of PAKISTAN.
Explain principle n working of a drone.
Think about it….

Poem Sms

Han Mujhe Bhi Tumse Pyar Hai

Ek Din Usney Mujsey Kaha
Kia
Tumhey Bhi Mujsey Piyar Hey?
Mey To Ajnabi Sa Ban Gaya
Phir…
DiL Ney Holey Sey Kaha…
Ek Aks Naksh Hey Merey Hawas Pey
Ye Sans Chal Rahi Hey Usi Ki Yaad Sey
Usey Daikh Loon
To
Jee Utthon
Bina Uskey Zindagi Ek Khuaab Hey
Wo Shakhs Kia Hey Nahi Khaber
Haan Wo DiL-e-Qarar Hey
Meri Zindagi Merey Ashnaa
Ager Ye Hee Piyaar Hey
To
Sunlo Aj
Haan Mujey Bhi Tumsey PIYAAR Hey

Yeh Zahmat Kon Karta HAi

Haqiqat Jan Kar Aise Hamaqat Kon Karta Hy,
Bhala Be Faiz Logon Se Mohabat Kon Karta Hy,
Batao Jis Tijarat Men Khasara He Khasara Ho
Bina Sochey Khasarey Ki Tijarat Kon Karta Hy,
Hamen He Ghalt Fehmi Thi Kisi K Wastey Warna,
Zamaney K Rewajon Se Baghawat Kon Karta Hy,
Khuda Ne Sabr Karne Ki Mujhey Taufeeq Bakhshi Hy,
Array G Bhar K Tarpao Shikayt Kon Karta Hy,
Kisi K Dil K Zakhmon Par Marhm Rakhna Zaruri Hy,
Magr Is Dor Me MOHSIN Ye Zehmat Kon Krta Hy?

Yah Kaisi Chahat Hai?

“”"Ae waqt zara to tham ja, Mujhe yaad “KISI” ko kerne dy,
Mujhe “peyar” hai ik “SUNG DIL” say, Jo koi “BAAT” mujhay na karne dy,
Na apny “PAS” wo aany dy, Na khud se “DOOR” wo jany dy,
Na “DIL” ko apny pas rakhy, Na aur kisi ka “HONY” dy,
Her waqt mujhe “WO” yaad aay, Phir “DIL” se ik aawaz aay,
Ye kaisi “CHAHAT” hai us ki, Jo “JEENY” de na “MARNY” day.”"”

I Have Learned

I’ve learnd
I came alone and i’ve to go alone
I’ve learnd
People r with u only when they need u, not otherwise
I’ve learnd
Extra care of anyone by you will ultimately bring a blame for you, not appreciation
I’ve learnd
A simple LIE of ur close one can break you more than anything
I’ve learnd
Its very hard to weep alone when there is no shoulder to support U
ULTIMATELY,,,
I’ve learnd
Help people but not upto the point beyond ur dignity
I’ve learnd
Luv urself and love people but only if u can do it without expecting anything from them…
& I think I’ ve learnd a bit about life…

Humnasheen

Raat Ka Galiban ,Aakhiri Pehar Tha …
Mujh Say Tanha Sitara Yoon Gooya Hoa
Hamnasheen …
Alwida !!
Aey Meray Hamnasheen . .Mujh Ko Nend Aa Gai
Tum Bhi So Jaao Ja Ker Kahen
Kal Milen Gay Yaheen..!!
Ye Sun Kar Main Halka Sa Muska Dia
Us Ko Batla Dia
Janay Walay Yahan Lout‘tay He Nahi
Tum Na Ao Gay Kal
Mujh Ko Hay Ye Yaqeen
Baat Sun Kar Meri
Wo Ruk Sa Gia …
Or Kehnay Laga ..
*Tum Say Wadah Karon
Phir Na Pora Karon ?
Aisa Mumkin Nahi …
Sun Meray Hamnashen …Main To Insaa‘n Nahi

Tum Laut Ana

Udas shamon ki siskiyon me,
Kbhi jo meri aawaz sun’na,
To beete lamhon ko yad kar k,
Inhi fizaon me lout aana,
Tm aaya krte they khwab ban kar,
Kbhi mehkta gulab ban kar,
Main khushk honto se jab pukaron,
Inhi adaon me lout aana,
Meri wafaon ka pas rkhna,
Meri duaon ka pas rkhna,
Me khali hathon ko jb uthaon,
Meri duaon me lout aana,
Meri duaoon me lout aana..!

Tanha Tanha

“TANHA TANHA” c raat,
Or
“TANHA TANHA” se HUM!
Afsurda afsurda YADEN,
Bheega bheega MOSAM,
Sookhey patton ka SHOR,
Andhery ki SARGOSHI,
Dharkan ki AAHAT,
Qismat se apne SHIKWAY,
tere ehsas ka toota BANDHAN,
Tere sath guzray PAL,
Tere loat Aanay ke UMIDEN,
Tere rastay pe NAZAR,
Lamha lamha rat ka DHALNA,
pal pal apne aas ka TOOTNA,
Dil k zakhmon ka gehra hona,
Phir
“TANHA TANHA” c rat, Aur
“TANHA TANHA” se “HUM”

Pathan Sms

Faida!

A phatan joined Army & was given a Gun.
Phatan: Sir, is ki naali apni taraf rakhun ya dushman ki taraf?
Major: kisi bhi taraf rakh le faida mulk ka hi ho ga.

Bathroom!

1 Arbi Bath Room me phone pr BAT kr ra tha,PATHAN ne suna to andar jakr arbi ko boht mara, logo ne pucha to Bola. ye kameena Bath Room me TILAWAT kar rha ta.

Bar-e-Azam

Teacher:
Dunya me kitne
Bar-e-Azam hen?
Pathan:
4
Teacher:
Kn Kn Se?
Pathan:
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
3. Mughal-e-Azam
Or
4. Mera Chacha
Haji Azam

Cousin Ki shadi

BOSS:15 din ki chuti q chahiye?
pathan:cousin ki shadi he.
boss:cousin ki shadi me15 din chuti q?
pathan:cousin ki shadi mujse ho rahi he . . . .

Molvi Aur Halwa

1 Molvi dua mang raha tha
kash shahadt ki moat mil jaye
Pathan:ye nhi ho skta.
Molvi:wo Q?
Pathan:Jahad pe to tu ne jana nhi or halwe may ksi ne bomb rkhna nhi.

Bhabhi

Pathan ne apni bhabi qatal kr di
Police: Q ki?
Pathan: Mere dost k pas cal aai.Wo hans hans k bat kr rha tha
Main ne pucha kon hai?
To bola tumhri BHABI..

Pathan Ka Shak

1 pathan jab b nahanay jata to darwaza khol deta..
Kisi ne waja poochi to us ne kaha:
“Mujhe shak hai k darwazy k neeche se mujhe koi dekhta hai”…….

Pashto Sms

Cool Pashto Sms

MOBILE da Nokia
SIM da U fone.
CHAi da Lipton
SURF da Bonus
MALTA da Palai
AMROOD da “KOHAT”
KHATAKY da Shergarh
KHAR da Pekhawar
ICE CREAM da barikot
Zwanan da Khyber
Hussan da “Swat”
QABILAN da KOHAT
CHAPPAL DA CHARSADE kamakal da Bunair
ao
TASHPANRY da batkhele
BUDAGAN da QUETAY
MUSAM da ZYARAT
SHPA da jami
WRAZ da jume
TANG da Rabab
SUR da shabab
GHAZAL da Ghani
AWAZ da Takar
Gham da Janan
ao
SMS da
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.
.
Zama
Ba maney

Pashto Poetry

TA DA MENY HAQEEQAT AWO ZA YU KHAYAL YEM
TA DA MENY TAJ MAHAL AWO ZA CHUPAAL YEM
KA HAR SOOMRA STA PA ISHAQ KE OOCHAT LAAR SHAM
STA PA MAHKE HO JANANA BE MAJAAL YEM
STA WAFA LAKA BARAAN CHE RAWAREEGI
ZMAKA OOCHA SHAARA ZA WARTA KHUSHAAL YEM

Pashto Da English Mor Da

TAGAY CROW”
(Modified)
Once wraz a “Kargha” was Thagay.
He Searching OBA
But Oba was chrta hum na
He teredo from Jangel
There he saw one Mangay
Khu Oba were Lage
He soch oko a plan
he rawakhistal some kanri
manri & drop into the mangay
Oba come ochate
He Drank da zra da Khlasa
MORAL: “Pukhto da English Mor Da”

Pashto Sms Shayari

Pa jarha ba me yaran v za ba nayam,
Pa sparle ki ba khazan v za ba nayam,
Ranga ranga guloona har khwa ba zarghon v,
Pa chaghar ba bulbulan v za ba nayam,
Da watan ba rana pati mirati v,
Zama watan ba Qabristan v za ba nayam
Pas la marga ba zama khabari kegi,
Dair ghamgin ba me dastan v za ba nayam,
Za ba na yem bia ba jaray ma ba ghwaray
sry lambay ba da hijran v za ba nayam
Be parwa dilbara rasha ka didan kry
Bia pa zrha ba de arman v za ba nayam

Pashto Poem

Ma lag Zan Ta Ranizdy Kra
Tol Ghamona Rana Her Kra
Bas Sta Noom De Rata Yad V
Nor Nomona Rana Hèr Kra
Pa Khpal Ishq Ke Me Majnun Kra
Nor Ishquna Rana Hèr Kra
Ma D Gul Pa jaba Poh Kra
Nafratona Rana Her Kra
Pa Tandi Bande Me Kh’kul Kra
Azabona Rana Hèr Kra.
Ma IMDAD sara pukhla sha,
Nor sochona rana her kra.

Pashto Shayri

Kaash 6 za domra khaista way,
Laka ta che ye Janana.
Za ba domra maghroor na way,
Laka ta che ye Janana.
Da che sta nafrat ta goram,
No pa shundo me dua shi.
Dase za hum be-parwah way,
Lakah ta che ye Janana.
Yao patang ba azaar na way
Sta da kali pa koso k,
Paky baala shama za way
Laka ta che ye Janana.
Ka pa yao gutt ye ajal wo,
KHIYAL bas kali wo jamoona,
Da sharab domra trakha way,
Laka ta che ye Janana.

Dil Janan Jorawe

Sok da Akhtar da para Zan joravi,
Sok panjedare sok Botaan joravi.
Da cha sengar v tar sahara jari,
Sok tar pa tar sere Grewan joravi.
Sok shonde sre lasona sra garza v,
Sok naray poze la Pezwaan joravi.
Der bewatana armani da watan,
Da tarmo ohko Cheraghan jora v.
Mong badqismata khpal Naseb jaravi,
Qismat khwarah da Yar Zulfan jorawe.
Sok pa sangal da yar khobona kavi,
KHIYAL tasverona da Janan jorawe.

Other Sms

Identifying Pakistanis

Why Pakistanis are easy to identify?
*Everything cooked in ginger garlic paste and onion.
*Re-use of gift wrappers.
*Always arrive at least an hour late to a party.
*All siblings have rhyming names.
*Talk for an hour at the gate when leave someone’s house.
*You live with your parents even when you are 40 years old.
*Sofas and carpets are covered with bedsheets.
*Cover everything with plastic even if its a remote control.

Age Game

Amazing MATHS MAGIC…
Zarur Try krna
259 x (Ur age) x 39 = ?
Try it & get
Surprise to c
de results
Aapki age 3 bar likhi nzar
Aayegi.
try karo.

Dedicate to Pakistan

Tumhain ye gila hai jaana k mizaaj Q hai barham…
Kaho kaisy muskuraon Mera Shehr jal raha hai.!!!
Dedicated to My beloved country ===Pakistan===

Forward To All Friends

Send dis msg 2 ur frndz & get dangerous replies…
“AGAR AP KO MERA KOI NUqSAN KARNE KA MAUqA MILAY TO AP KYA KAROGE?”
reply me first.
Reply zrur karen..

Not The Truth

Once, an old man and his 24 year old son were going from New York to Texas in a train.
The son sat next to the window with his father beside him.
The son looking out towards the window shouted,
‘dad, look the trees are going behind!’
dad smiled, and a young couple,sitting near, looked at the 24 year old behaving childishly with pity.
Suddenly, he again exclaimed.
‘dad look, the clouds are running with us!’
the couple couldn’t resist and said to the old man,
‘why dont you take your son to a good doctor?’
the old man smiled and said,
‘we did, and we are just coming from the hospital. My son was blind from birth, he just got his eyes today.’
moral: don’t jump to conclusions directly because what you see is most probably not the truth….

Ditionary

Dictionary is the only place where:
1.Death comes before Life
2.End comes before Start
3.Child comes before Parents
4.Divorce comes before marriage
5.Evening comes before Morning
6.Result comes before Test
7.Destination comes before Struggle
8.Dinner comes before Lunch
9.Doctor comes before Fever.
But the thing i consider right in Dictionary is that
10.FRIEND COMES BEFORE RELATIVE.

One Line Sms

short Funny

I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go…

Short Flirt Sms

larki kia h sab n kaha larki janat h mene kaha dozkh m le jane wale chirya h larki

short Fool Sms

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot, This describes everything you’re not

What About You

Cute, Genious, Goodlooking, Intellegent… I think its enough abt me, wht abt u?

Monkeys

Roses are red, violets are blue Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo

Decent Sardars

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Sardars? Both don’t exist.

Your socks

If ur sad, thn sit on the rocks, open ur shoes and smell ur socks!!!

New Year Sms

Hopes For 2010

Koi DUKH na ho
Koi GHAM na ho
Koi ANKH kbhi purnam na ho
Koi DIL kisi ka tore na
Koi SATH kisi ka chore na
Bus PYAR ka Darya behta ho
KASH k 2010 aisa ho.

New Year Mubarak

Happy new year mubark ho.allah ap ko ais new year me tamam preshaniun se mehfoz rkhy aur ap ko ais saal hr khushi dekhna naseeb kary aameen.muje lazmi apni duaon me yad rkhna.

Dirty Happy Year

Oye kanjar belion!
2009 te loray lag gaya ay,
Jy mere kolon koi ghalti hoi howay te mera Lun put lo.
Mayra lun mangda jay mafi
Umeed ay k 2010 ganday sms di navi bahar le k away ga.
Jay tusi sms na kitay ty bund paarr dian ga
Anni dio nava saal mobarak….

Blessings For 2010

Salam :-)
Finally,
It iz
Da First
Day
Ov 2010… :-)
Gud day ! :-)
Rise n shine :-)
Allah bless u with da finest days in 2010!
May u alwys b blessed. Ameen

Prayer For New Year

No special eye
2 c u…..
No special word 2say u……
NO special heart 2beat 4 u….
But a special gift is alwaz 4 u…
and that is.!
My Prayer…..,

ASCll Happy New Year Sms

Is msg ko 1 din tk ni Kolna.!
Mjy pta ta ap se sabar ni hoga.
Chalo
 .*""* . * ""*.
"*   HAPPY   *"
 * NEW YEAR*
   "*2010*"
IN ADVANCE.  

New Year Duaa

As the Year 2009 Draws To An End, I Want To Thank The Special People, 
Who Touched My Life With Their Concern & Made My Life More 
Meaningful,You are One of them,THANK YOU For ur Contribution To My 
Life,May God continue To give U and me abundant Blessing & Happiness
 In The coming Year 2010.
 AMEEN 

Naughty Sms

Tarapa Kar Maro

Sambha: Sardar, Is Thakur Ka Kya Karna Hai
Gabbar: Is Saale Ke Dono Haath Kaat Do
Aur Isko Din Mein 03 Baar Blu Film Dikhao
Apne Aap Tarap Tarap Kar Mar Jaayega

Ab Bol Wah Wah

Samunder me pani, pani me fish.
wah! wah!
Samunder me pani, pani me fish.
wah! wah!
Aap ko salam aur aap ki Girlfriend ko kiss…
Ab bol wah wah.

Kash Jaldi So Jate

Tum dunia k un chand insano main se “Aik” ho jin ko dekh kr un
K
WALDAIN kehtay hain?
.
.
K
.
.
Kash
.
.
.
Us raat
.
“HUM JALDI SO JATAY.” :

Reduce Population

Suna
Hay k
Aap ki
aik
Smile
Per
Loag
Martay
Hein
So…
Plz…..
Keep
Smiling
2
reduce
Population.

Teri Hansi

Teri Aankhon me Aansu
Chehre pe hansi hai
Teri saans mein aahain,
Dil mein bebasi hai
TuNe pehle Q na bataya mujh ko
K
Darwaze me Teri ungli phansi hai.

chalak Bacha

A small child:
Papa,
Ap Ksi Larki Ko Pyar Krte Hain…?
Father:
Haan,,,
Tumhari Maa Sy.
Child:
Bare Chalaak Hain…
Ghar Main Hi Chakr Chalaya Hua Hy..?

Skin Specialist

A Beautiful Girl Goes To Skin Doctor & Askd:
Muje Apne Jism Se Boht Pyar Hai,
So Muje Nahanay Se Pehle Kia Lagana Chahiye..?
Dr: Bathroom Ki Kundi

Mauharam Sms

Hussain Ki Shan

Ajab Shan Hy Hussain Tmhare Lashkar Ki
Kahan Se Dhoondh K Lain Misaal ASGHAR Ki
Sitara Ab B Fajar Ka Udaas Hota Hy
Sunai Deti Hy Ab Bhi Azaan Akber Ki….

Zikr-e-Hassan

Zikkr-e-Husain aaya tu ankhein chalak parein…
Pani ko kitna payar hay ab bhe Hussain say., . .

shadat Imam Hussain

Lafzon Mai Kiya Likhun
“SHAHADAT-e-HUSSAIN”
Mohsin…
Qalam Bhi Mera Ro Daita Hay “KARBALA” Ka Manzer Soch Kar.

ALI

Jisko Arbab-É-Nazar HaQ ka WaLi kehty Han
§ar-ßa-§ar WaQif-É-Israr-JaLi kehty Hain
Jisko Doba Hua §uraj ß PaLat kar Dekhy
Hm Usy Apny AQeedy Me ALI kahty Han

Talash-e-Hussain

~ Kon kehta hai, K pani ko tarste the “HUSSAIN”,?
~ Un K honton ko, tarsta raha pyasa pani…
~ Selaab dekhta hon, tu Aata hai yeh ‘Khyal’,
K pani bhatak raha hai,
“Talash_e_Huseen” men.
M?W

10 Mauharam

10 moharm ko chand, sitaray, zamen or janat bani
isi din Firown ghark hua
isi din Hazrat Yosuf(a.s) kunwain se bahir aye
zameen pr pehli barish isi din hui
isi din Hazrat Yaqub(a.s) ki binai lotai gai
isi din Hazrat Yonus(a.s) machli k pait se bahir aye
isi din Hazrat Ibrahim(a.s) or Hazrat Esa(a.s) paida huwe
isi din Hazrat Imam Hussain (A.S) ne shahadt pai

Hussain Ibn-e-ali

Anjam-e-wafa kya hy Ye s0cha nai krty
Muslim kabi Halaat sy s0da nai krty
Ye Rasm sikhai hy HUSSAIN IBN-ALI ny
Sir Sajdy men h0 t0 teer0n ki Parwah nahi karty.

Mother's Day Sms

Pray For Mother

I cant explain mothers importance in any word
Just to remind you all that to take care yours mothers,its a gift of god
I lost my mother, please pray for her

Love Your Mother

~Sinay se laga kar kaha karti thi Maa mujh ko,
~Tu Laal hai mera na sata mujh ko,
~Pachtaye ga ek din main chali jaongi,
~Na chahte hoay bhi akela duniya mein chorr jaongi,
~Zamana dikhaye ga Garmi ki Shiddat tujh ko,
~Yaad kar k roaye gat u phir mujhko,
~Mudaton se meri Maa ne sinay se nahi lagaya,
~Ab soo gai khak mein, jub kuch kehne ka waqt aaya.
Just love ur ..
MOTHER
aNd save ur “JANNAT”

Jannat se Pyar

*Happy Mother Day*
dastaan meray Laad pyar ki bas
Ek hasti ke gird ghoomti ha
pyar jannat se is liye hai mujhay
yeh meri *MAA* ke Qadam choomti ha.

Mom First

When U feel U R alone in the Crowd,
When U Think No 1 can Understand U,
When UR love is rejected by others,
& when U hate UR Life,
Just Close UR eyes, & see,
Her face who Loves U
more than any 1 else,
Who Care 4 U in loneliness,
& dies when U cry.
She is no 1, But UR Sweet Loving Mother.
Love UR Mom First.

Mujhe Dar Lagta hai

Sakht raston main bhi asaan safar lagta hai..
Yeh mujhe MAA ki Duaon ka asar lagta hai..
Ek mudat se meri MAA sohi nahi Tabish..
Maine ek bar kaha tha MAA mujhe dar lagta hai..

Wohi Maa

Ho gaye jawan bache borhi ho rahi hai MAA,
Be-charagh ankhon me khwab bo rahi hai MAA,
Roti apne hise ki de k apne bachon ko,
Sabar ki rida orhey bhooki so rahi hai MAA,
Sans ki mariza hai phr b thande pani se,
Kitni sakht sardi me kapre dho rahi hai MAA,
Ghair ki shikayat par phr kisi sharert par,
Mar kar muje khud hi ro rahi hai MAA,
Khailne jo muje roki thi mitti main,
Orrh kar usi mitti ko aaj so rahi hai MAA…..!

Mother Means

MOTHER
M =Motivator
O =Only One
T =True love
H =Humble
E =Exceptional
R =Respectable
LOVE UR MOM

Miss You Sms

Palkon Ke Kinare

Palko ke kinare hamne bigoye hi nahi
Wo sochte he ham roye hi nahi
Wo puchte hain kinhe dekhte ho khwabo mai
Hum hai ke ek umar se soye hi nahi

Jab Sham Dhalee

Jab sham dhale chalte chalte,
Manzil ka na koi naam mile,
Ek hasta hua aghaz ho or ik rota hua anjaam mile,
Palkon k larazte ashkon se,
Is dil ko koi pegham mile,
Or sari wafaon k badle,
Mujh ko hi koi ilzam mile,
Aise hi kisi ek lamhe mein,
Chupke se kabhi khamoshi mein,
Kuch phool achanak khil jayen,
Kuch beete lamhe yaad aayen,
“Tab YAAD tumhari aati hai
Bas YAAD tumhari aati hai”

Hamari Yaad

Dil dard se Roey to aawaz Nai ati,
Aakash pe Shayad meri Faryad nai Jati,
Hum to Yaad karte Rehte hain aksar tumhein
Phir tumein kyun Hamari yaad nahi aati.

Itna Miss!

Pakistan
K
Sooba Punjab
K
Division Bahawalpur
K
Zila
Raheem Yaar Khan
Ki
Tehsil
Saadiq Abad
Mein
KLP road per
Waqay Shahid Colony
Ki
Gali No.6
Ke
House No.1
Uncle Mehboob
Ke
Ghar
Ki
Teesri Manzil
Ke
Bedroom
ke
Sath attach Bathroom
Mein
Lagi
Tooti
Ke
Neeche
Rakhay
Blue Colour
K
Lotay
Ki
Qasam
I MISS YOU.

Heart Key

 _:"-.______;*""*;
 '----------,_ <>  )
                  *--*'
 Ye Lo Dil Ki Chabi
Aur
Khol K
Dekh Lo K ye dil kitna mi$s kar raha hy aapko.
 "I  MISS  U"* 

Zindagi To Nahi

“Zindagi”
Na Koi Dard Hai
Na Koi Ranj Hai
Rahaton Ki Yahan Kuch Kami to Nahi
Waqt K Sath Kat to Rahi Hai Magar
Bin Teray Zindgi
Zindgi to nahi,…

Dooriyan

Yadein t0 dilon ko or pas karti hain
Zndagi tö ap jese shaks per naz karti hay
Mat hön udas k ap dhör hain hamse
Q k duriyan hi Rishton ko or khas karti hain.

Memon Sms

Two Memons

Memon 1: Mein ne is saal megai ki waja se 2 deeg hi pakai niyaaj ki…to kahan tha to ne nahi khai? acha tu to wahabi he na tum log niyaj nahi khatay!
Memon 2: Abhi 2010 me pabandi utha li he darul uloom dio band waloo ne 11wi me yaad rakhna gaffar…

Memon And Shaikh

Memon: I am so miser(kanjoos) that i went alone for my honeymoon and saved half of the money.
Sheikh: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.

Memon To Dukandar

Memon Dukandar Se: Yaar Zara Toothbrush Dena Mere Brush Ka ek Baal Toot Gaya Hai
Dukandar: 1 Baal Toota hai To Naya Q Lerahe Ho
Memon: Jo Toota Hai Woh Akhri Tha…

Memon To Tailor

Memon: Pent Ki Sila?
Tailor: 150 Rupees
Memon: Nekar Ki?
Tailar: 50 Rupees
Memon: Ok Nikar Hi See De
Par Lambai Pairon Tk Rkhna…

Memon To Taxi Driver

Memon ask a taxi driver Data Sahib k mazaar jao gay?
Driver: Haan jaonga.
Memon ne jaib se ek shopper nikala or kaha:
Wapsi main langar ke chawal lete aana.

Memon On Date

Memon larka apni girlfriend k sath
date maar ker wapis aaya to
baap nay pocha, kitnay rupai kharch karey?
Beta: Rs.50
Baap:itne saray kioon?
Beta: Bes uske paas itne hi thai…

Memon & Jinn

Aik memon ko jin chimat gaya 2 din baad jin khud ek Aalim ke paas gaya aur bola: Janab, Mujhe bahir nikalo mein to bhooka he mar jaonga!

Marriage Sms

Being Unmarried

Un-married hone ka sab se bara faida kya hai ??
.
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Think
.
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.
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.
.
Haar mani?
.
.
.
.
Ok i tell u
.
.
.
.
Aap Bed k dono taraf se utar sakte hain.

Doctor Ki Shadi

Döctör ki Shädi is täräh höni chäiye
k Dr. ki shädi Hi näzär Ääy
Übtän ki jägä pölyfäx ör Mehndi ki jägä pyødin Sölütiön istämäl ki jäi
Bärät Ämbülänce mein Ääy
Or
Nikäh Høspitäl mein Hö
Täsverön ki jägä X-räy liyä jäi
or
kyä khööb Hö Ägär khäne mäin vitämin C or B ki täblets di jäi
Mehmänö kö chäi yä Cöld Drinks ki jägä Glücöse wäter ÖRS Diyä jäi
Dülhäy k gäle mn här ki jägä Stethøscøpe lätkäyä jäi
Ør Mäza tu jb aye
Dr nikah k bad bole
Next..! ;-)

Happy Married Life

Secret of a Happy Married Life…
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.
Oye..
hoye..
Sadqe jawaan!
shadi hui ni or secret janne ki itni bechaini? ;-)

Gharwale

Boy:
muj se shadi kro gi?
Girl.
No
Boy.
But why?
Girl:
Ghar wale nahi maanay ge.
Boy.
ghar mein kon kon hai.
Girl.
1 husband aur 4 bache..

Nikah Fees

Nikah K bad.
Admi:Fees?
Molvi:bv ki khubsurti K mutabiq de do!
Admi ne10 rupay de diye
Achanak hawa se Larki ka ghonghat uth gya
Molvi:Baqaya to Le Lo bhai.

Khushiyan 

Kisi ne ek Aadmi se pucha: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya Hoti Hain???
Aadmi: pata nahi bhai Meri to jawani Me Hi Shaadi Ho Gayi thi.

3 Rupees & 500 Sms

Larkay wale:
Aap ki beti kuch karti hai?
Larki ki amma…
Haan jii
MASHAALLAH
Rozana 3 rupee mai 500 sms krti hai..A.M.A

Love Sms

Kisi Din

Chehare Pe Mere Zulf Ko Phailaao Kisii Din
Kyaa Roz Garajate Ho Baras Jaao Kisii Din
Khushbuu Kii Tarah Guzaro Mere Dil Kii Galii Se
Phuulon Kii Tarah Mujh Pe Bikhar Jaao Kisii Din

amar Mohabat

“Yöön möhabat Amär nähi
höti,
Jäb täk aik dösrey ki fikär
nähi höti,
Yöön tö tum se shikwey häzärön häin,
Mägär tùm bin zindägi bäsär nähi höti.

Khush Raho

“Khush raho”
Is liye nhi k
Ap khush rehna chahtay hain
Balke
Is liye k kuch log
Aap ko khush dekhna chahtay hain.

Mohabat

     Agar
        ~~¤~~
MOHABBAT Un se na milay jin se aap""piyar"" kartay hon.
To phir.
""MOHABBAT"'
Un ko zaroor dena jo  aap se ""pyar""kartay hain. 

Meri Jagah

Is Umeed Ko Kabhi Tootane Mat Dena,
Dil Ka Rishta Kam Hone Mat Dena,
Kai Pyar Milenge Mujhsye Bhi Achay,
Bas Meri Jagah Kisi Ko Lene Mat Dena.

Badnam

Lehar ko pyar tha kinary se
Par uski shadi ho gaye samander se
Kinary ki chahat lehar ko khench lati hai
Par badnam na ho MUHABAT is liye wo laut jaati hai

Khushiyan Or Kamyabi

Mein ne jannat ka darwaza bajaya awaz aai kia chahiye?
Mein ne kaha kamiyabi khushiyan aur lambi umar?
Awaz Aai kis ke liye?
Mein ne kaha jo is waqt sms parh raha hai us ke liye.

Kiss Sms

Kiss a Teacher

Never Kiss a lady police,
She will say, hands up.
Never Kiss a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please
But always Kiss a lady teacher,
Because she will say, repeat it 5 time

Kiss Deal

A kiss is something
.
.
you cannot give without taking
and cannot take without giving.

Sweet Pakistan

In a cricket match..
There was a girl.. She painted pakistani flag on her face..
A boy kissed on her face and said…
Mera mithaaa PAKISTAN.

Once Again

Boy & girl playing Ludo.
BOY: Agar 1,2,3,4,5 aya to I’ll kiss U.
Girl: What? acha
or agar 6 aya to?
Boy:Kabi Ludo nai kheli kya. 6 aya to dubara Meri bari..

Maar Nahi Pyar

Ek officer school cheking k doran Dekhta hai k
Ek Teacher Larki ko pakar k kiss kar raha hai . . .
OFFICR:-
What is this?
TEACHR:-
“MAR NAHI PYAR”..:-)

Bubble Gum

Boy 2 girl.
Darling Ajj tum nay kiss krtay howay munn(mouth) main jo babalgum deya buhot maza aya.
Girl.
Jan wo babalgum nahe BALGHAM tha….

Without Salary

EK cLerk ofFiCe mE Apni Partner K saAth KisSing kR Raha thA. . .!!
AchanaK Bos§ kAmrAy mE Enter hUa,
Or Clerk kO Is haAL Me dEkh kR KAhA,
Kya tUmhain iSs kaAM Ki tAnkhwA Di jAti hAi?
CLerK:Nahi sIr…!
Ye kaAM To Main fReE Me kArta hoOn.

Jokes Sms

Lovers sucide

2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes and return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.

Charsi Ki dawat

Eik charsi nay doston ki dawat ka program banaya,
aur apnay ghar say raat ko bakra chori kia,
Aur khoob dawat ki,
subha jab ghar poncha to bakra ghar main tha, bivi say pocha bakra kahan say aya?
Bivi boli bakray ko goli maro!!
yeh batao raat ko tum kuttay ko kahan lay kar gay thay…?

Coke

1 Aurat Coke Pi Rahi Thi Achanak Us Mein Se 1 Machar Nikla Aur Bola
MAA
Aurat: Main Teri MAA Nahi Hoon
Machar: Aisa Na Bol MAA
Main Teri “Coke” Se Nikla Hoon.

Katrina Kaif Picture

Baap ne apne baitay ki talashi li,
jaib se naswar, cigrette, chars, katrina kaif ki tasaweer aur girls ke numbers baramad hoye,
baap ne baitay ko bohot mara or kaha “kab se kar rahe ho ye sab kuch”?
Baita rote hoye bola,
“Abu main ne aap ki jacket pehni hui hai”

Pagal

2 PaGal Crickt Match daikh rahey they.
Afridi Ne six maara.
Pehla Pagal!!
Wah kiya Goal kiya hai!
Dusra: Bewaquf Goal Is mai nahi, Crickt mai hota hai…..

News Paper And Lady

Aurat aur Newspepar me kya aik jesa hai????
?
?
?
1} dono hi bahut batuni hote hai.
2} dono jahan bhi jate hai bahut si news sath lekar jate hai.
3} Purani ho jaane ke sorat mein dono ki he nahi hoti.

Cute Joke

“A CUTE JOKE”
1 choti si larki shop keeper k pas gai or boli.
Jab ma bari ho jaon gi to mujse shadi kro ge,
Shopkpr. Hans k bola han kr longa.
Larki boli to kia apni hony wali wife ko 1 choclate bi nai de skty ho.

Islamic Sms

Aik Gunnah

“Allah” K Khof Se Srif 1 Gunah Chor Dena 1 Lakh Tahajjud Nafil Namaz Se Barh Kr Hy.

Naseeb

Kabhi b apne naseeb ko bura mat kaho Q k ye naseeb hi hai k tum MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W) k ummati ho.
( Subhan ALLAH )

Hashar

Ghafil tujhy gharyal ye deta hai mnadi
gardoon nay ghari umer ki teri ek or gtadi
jagna hai tu jaglay aflak k saya talay
hashar tak soya rhy ga khak k saya talay.

Gunah

‘Jab Tumhara Dil Gunah ke Kamon mein Lagna Shuro ho Jaye to Yeh is Baat ki Daleel hai ke Tumhara Rab Tum se Naraz hai…’
Hazrat Ali (Razi Allah ta-ala Anho)

Sahaba Karam

Azmat k 4 Minaron k 4 Azeem Aqwal:
Insan Khud Azeem Nhi Hota Bal’K UsKa Kirdar Azeem Hota He,
Hazrat Abu Bakar Siddiq R.Z
Ghuse Ki Halat Men Insaf Krna Mushkil Hota he,
Hazrat Umer Farooq R.Z
Zindgi Ka Koi Maqsad Banalo Phir Apni Sari Taqat Us k Husool Pr Lagado Tum Zaror Kamyab Hojaoge,
Hazrat Usman Ghani R.Z
Jo Shakhs Tumhari Nigahon Se Tumhari Zarorat Ko Samjh Nhi Skta, Us se Kuch Mang Kr Khud Ko Shrminda Na Kro,
Hazrat Ali R.Z…

Best Wishes

Kisi ne kaha bachpan ek baar milta hai khoob khel kood karlo. Kahin se awaz aai jawani ek baar milti hy khoob enjoy karlo. Ksi ne kaha college life ek bar milti hy khoob masti karlo.
Lakin kabhi kisi ne yeh kaha k ZINDAGI B 1 BAR MILTI HAI apny ALLAH ko Razi karlo

Milad Un Nabi

Allah Tallah Hum Sab Ko Sedhi Raah Pr Chalny Ke Taufeeq Ata Farmay
Ameen

Insult Sms

Tym Yaad Aye

Dear Kaisay ho
yar tm to humen bhool hi gaey
Men bhi tumhen bholne hi wala tha
k
achanak
aaj
jab
masjid
se
meri
chappal
chori hui to
tum
yad aa gaey…

Benefits Sms

SMS ke 4 Faiday ..
1. Main bhi khush,
2. Jisay bhejo wo bhi khush,
3. Yaadon ka silsila bana rahta hai,
4. Kon KANJOOS hai wo bhi pata chal jata hai

Kanjoos Log

hum fizaon k badlnay ka intezar nahi kartay
andhiyoun k rukne ka intezar nahi kartay
yaad ati hai to sms kar daitay hain
.
hum ‘ KANJOUSUON ‘ k sms ka intezar nahi kartay

Shetan

SHAETAN”ne poocha
kisi NAIK insan ka number do
Apun us ko tang krega!
main ne AP ka number diya to SHETAN bola
abay marwaye ga kya
ye to BOSS ka number ha.

Lux

Youn raton ko na jaago so liya kero,
Baat dil may na rakho ro liya kro,
Baal to boht achay banate ho
Kabhi Lux se moun b dho liya kero!!!!

Pata Hai

1 din chaand ne mujh se kaha k tere sb dost.
Kanjos hn Pagal hn. Ghareeb hn. Faqeer hn. Falto hyn.
Mainy chand ko ghora or gusey se kaha
.
.
.
Mujhe pta hy.

Acha Din

Hamisha subha uth kar 2 kam kia karo,
1: NAMAZ parha karo.
Is say tumhara din acha guzray ga.
.
.
.
2: NAHA liya karo.
Is say dosron ka din acha guzray ga..

Independence Day Sms

Saudia Ke Sath

Peshawer walun ny phr roula dal deya.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ketay hain k Yaum-e-Pakistan “SAUDIA” k sath manain gay;-)

Mere Sohne

Ek arab
Ek karor
Ek lakh
Ek hazar
Ek so
Ek dafa
I LOVE U
Mri jaan
Mre chand
Mre sohne
Mre pyare
.
.
.
.
PAKISTAN
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

Pakistan Zindabad

“People think War is a Competiton between
Weapons,
People,
Forces
or
Nations,
But it is a BATTLE of PRAYERS before ALLAH
between
OUR MOTHERS
and
THIER MOTHERS
The QUESTION is, WHOSE SON WILL COME BACK WITH
the
FLAG in his hand
and whose will come back with the
FLAG OVER his BODY”
“I WAS TOLD AT MY BIRTH THAT I DON’T BELONG TO MY PARENTS,
my obediance
MY DESTINY
My DREAMS
BELONG
ONLY
TO
PAKISTAN”
“Let’s unite our nation”
“PAKISTAN ZINDABAD”

Dil Hai Pakistani

=--..__..-=-._.
!=--..__..-=-._;
!=- -..(*..-=-._;
!=--..__..-=-._;
!
i
i
"Na Bijlii, Na Paani"
"Phir B Dil hai Pakistani!"
HapPy independence month.:-)Dil  

Thanx God

Pathan: khuda ka lakh lakh shukar hai k pakistan 13 august ko aazad nahi hoa..
Dost ( Heran hote hoe): Q.??
Pathan:Phir hum 14 august kesay manatay..!!

Pakistan Means

P-> Perfect
A-> Aimitious
K-> Kool
I-> Islamic
S-> Super
T-> Talented
A-> Able
N-> Nation

Husband Wife Sms

Zehar Easy Load

Ek aadmi ne apni saas k pas sanp betha dekha to sanp se bola
Meri saas ko dus lo
Sanp_
Aby kiya dus lon?
Main to khud is se Zehar EASY LOAD krwane aaya hun !

Aik Moka Aur

Wife: main driver ko nokri se nikaal rahi hun kyun k aj main doosri bar marte marte bachi hun.
Husbnd: Begum isy ek aur moka do. :-)

Janati

1 bv kali thee aur shohr gora tha.
Sohar 1 din bola k hm 2ono jnti hain.
Bv boli woh kesay.
Sohahr bola .
Ma tumhain dakh kr sbr krta hoon.aur tum mujay dakh k shukar karti ho.

Bolne Ka Moqa

Bv doctor se,mere shohar ko sotey mein bolne ki bimaari hai mein unhain kya doon,
Doctr,-Aap unhein jaagty mein bolne ka moqa dein . . !

Bimari

Mareez:Dr sahib mujhay ajeeb bemari lag gaee hai,Jab meri biwi bolti hai to mujhay kuch sunai nahi deta!
Dr:Yeh bemari nahi “NEMAT” hai


Warranty Expired

A Quality Engineer married an average girl…
After 2 years of tough life with his wife, finally da Engineer got angry and sent a note to his father-in-law stating that,
“YOUR PRODUCT IS NOT MEETING MY REQUIREMENTS”
The smart father-in-law replied,
“WARRANTY EXPIRED,COMPANY NOT RESPONSIBLE.” ;-)


Proof

A woman was gidnaped ,
The kidnaper sent a piece of her fingerto her husband & demanded money .
Husband Replied :
.
.
.
,
.
I want More proof !!

Holi Sms

Happy Holi

Rang udaye Pichkari rang se rang jae duniya saari holi ke rang
aapke jeevan ko rang de ye shubha kaamna hai hamari
Happy Holi 

Holi Mubarak


Rangon Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,
Dhair Saari Khushiyon Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar,
Yahi Dua hai Khuda Se Hamari Har bar
Holi Mubarak!

Holi Festival

A true and caring relation doesn’t have to speak loud,
a soft sms is just enough to express the heartiest feelings.
Enjoy the Indian festival of Holi with lot of fun.

Happy Holi Day

A touch of red i send to u,
A drop of yellow to cool the hue,
A tinge of green for warmth
&
zest for a colorful HOLI!
Happy Holi Day

Wonderful Holi

Bright colors,
Water balloons,
lavish gujiyas and melodious songs,
are the ingredients of perfect Holi.
Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi.

Colorful holi

Sunkissed gold
Auspicious red
Pretty purple
Soothing silver
Forever green
Blissful blue
I wish u and all of ur family members
The most colorful Holi!

Happy Bath Anniversery

One day to go,
Holi aane mein,
happy bath anniversary
&
HAPPY HOLI to U

Hindi Sms

Dishaon Ka Badlo

Soch ko badlo, sitare badal jayenge,
Najar ko badlo, nazare badal jayenge,
Kashtiya badalne ki jarurat nahi,
Dishaon ko badlo, KINARE badal jayenge.

Itihas

Dosti Acchi Ho to sabko JALATI he.
DOSTI GAHARI ho to RANG lati he.
DOSTI NADAN ho to Tut jati he.
DOSTI hum se ho to woh
ITIHAS ban jati he.

Hindi Shayari Sms

Zindagi Ko Ek Kalpana Samjho, Subah Ko Sach Raat Ko Sapna Samjho, Baatna Chahte Ho Agar Apne Saare Gam Tou, Zindagi Mein Sabse Pehle Kisi Ek Ko Apna Samjho

Pati Patni Sms

SAWAL:Patni maike jakar pati ko roj phone kyun krti h?
JAWAB:Taki pati ko yad rahein musibat tali nhi

Ghor Kalyug

Ghor Kalyug Ka Sabut.
Boy- Kya me tumhara Hath Chum Sakta Hu?
Girl- Kyu?
Kutte,
Kaminey,
Mere Hotho Pe Kya Jahar Laga He Kya?

Izhar-e-Muhabat

Meri prem kahani ka ajib ending tha,
Meri prem kahani ka ajib ending tha..
Izhar-e-mohbt kia tha sms se.
Jo unki shadi tak pending tha.

Me And Katrina Kaif

Meri
or
katrina kaif
ki
1 Adat same hai.
Guess what?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Na main usay
MSG krta hu,
Na wo mujhe
MSG krti hai
“ATTITUDE”
u know!! :)

Greeting Sms

23rd March

=--..__..-=-._.
!=--..__..-=-._;
!=- -..(*..-=-._;
!=--..__..-=-._;
!
i
i
"Na Bijlii, Na Paani"
"Phir B Dil hai Pakistani!"
23rd March Mubarak
Love You Pakistan 

Happy Sumer Season 

Aap
.
S
.
SW
.
.
SWE
.
.
.
SWEE
SWEET
.
.
.
SWEETE
.
.
.
SWEETER UTAR DO..
Garmi Aa gai hai!
HAPPY SUMMER SEASON 

Sunday  Meaning

Sunday means
S= soEy raho
U= utho dair se
N= na kro koi kam
D= dekhty raho tv
A= aAram hi aram
Y= yad karo sirf
HUMÆ
$o enjoy ur
“$ÜÑDÄ¥”

Bila Waja Day

¡""¡__¡""¡.*.*.   APPY.*.*.*.*
¡__¡""¡__¡.*.*.
*.*.*.BILA WAJA DAY.*.*.*
.*.*.AiVYEN.*.* MUBARAK HO.*.*
.*KHAMKHA.*.
KHUSH RAHEN AAP.
FROM:
PTA NAI KØÑ?:-

in
Happy Rainy Day

Aaj Barish Ko Dekh Kar tum Yaad Aa Rahy thy…”MERE DOST”,,,
Tum Pass Hoty To tum Say Wiper He lagwa Laitey
:”:HappY Rainy Day”:-)

Thanda Mausam

M
          o
   s
        a
 m
     k
               o
e
         N
     J
O
              y
k
  a
        r
o
=SorrY Hawa Tez Hai Is wja se lafz Aage Pechey Ho Rahe hain..
*Happy Thanda Thanda Mosam...!! 

Happy Rainy Sms

Rain is not a drop of water it is the love of sky 4 earth they never meet each other but they share their love in this way.
Happy Rainy Season

Good Bye Sms

Good Bye Poem

Aankhon Mein Mehfooz Rakhna Sitaron Ko
Ab Door Talak Sirf Raat Hogi…
Musafir Tum Bhi Ho Musafir Hum Bhi Hain
Kisi Na Kisi Mor Par Phir Mulaqaat Hogi…

GoodBye Quote

People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I

Friends Never Say Good Bye

A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.

Short time

. ' 12 ' .
 9 __/ 3
 ' . 6 . '
Time will always fly, but my feelings 4 u will never die! 

Always In My Heart

There are no goodbyes between me and you, where ever we are. U r and will always be in my heart! 

Distance

As long as we remain good friends,
 Distance can never separate us 

Good Night Sms

Sleep

SleePy sMs FÖR a SleePy PersoN FrÖM a SleePy FrienD fÖr a SleePy reaSon aT a SleePy TimE on ThE SleePy NighT iN a SleePy MÖÖD TÖ SaY SleeeeeP G(‘,’)(‘,’)D Night

Pyari Gal

Lo Vai Sajno Tay Mitro,
Allah Tuanu Sakoon Di Neend Dy
Ya
Na Dy,
Pr Mainoo Zaroor Dy…
Aj Di Isi Pyari G Gal Dy Naal GOOD NIGHT

Punjabi Night

DiL V, 13
::
* 80 v, tery
::
* hor, 10
::
* ki haal ay, 13
::
* ok g ijazat, 2
::
* 32 bujhao, or
::
* 100 jao,
::
Good Night

Still Sleeping

('.') Hy, u r
< )'(>  stil
_/\_  sleeping!
Get up from the bèd
,         ('.')
|)      _/)'(\_
]"""""""< <"""[ shabash
"GOOD MORNING" 

Lait Jao

('.') Hy, O Rabba,
< )'(>  Hale tk
_/'\_  jagdy pye O.
Challo leto bed ty,
,         ('.')
|)      _/)'(\_
]"""""""< <"""[
  ¤¤<<>>¤¤ 

Hun So Jao

('.')
          _/: : \_
   []""""< "<""""[]
Asi tay manji te aa gae
Hun tusi v so jao
   "GOOD NIGHT" 

Bhoot Night

So jao
So jao
Bina sms kiye
hi so jao
Sapne may
BHOOT aen ge
Or apko
yaad dilaen ge
K aap ne aaj
mujhe
*GööD NighT*
nai
kaha
Koi baat nahi
Have a
“BHOOT NIGHT”

Good Morning Sms

Lash Pash Day

O Jee Sohnyo.,!
wake up
Open your chuni muni eyes,
Wash your pinky shinky face…
Somebody wants to say you,
HavE a LuSh pUsh DaY
GOOD MORNING ..

ASCll Good Morning Sms

*,,*,,*,,*,,*,,H"
*,,*,,*,,*,,A''
*,,*,,*,,P''
*,,*,,P''
*,,Y''
G"
*,,O''
*,,*,,O
*,,*,,*,,D''
*,,*,,*,,M''
*,,*,,*,,*,,O''
*,,*,,*,,*,,*,,R"
*,,*,,*,,*,,N"
*,,*,,*,,I"
*,,*,,N"
*,,G"
          Wìth / cärè
        Wìth / lövè
      Wìth / smilè
    Wìth / präyér
  Wìth / cöncèrn
Wìth / $öftness
I wish U
Very\ nice
  Very\ fine
    Very\ sweet
      Very\ great
        Very\ happy
         Very\special   (G)(O)(O)(D) (M)(O)(R)(N)(I)(N)(G). 

Cucroo Koon

Cuckroo Cook
    .m.
  < ('  )      ,',','-,
     (("""")*'
        !  !
Have a Nice,
Pleasent,
ßeautiful
&
Lovely Day...
.*""*.ASSALAM O ALIAKUM.*""*
&
    GOOD MORNING 

Morning fun

 ,¤""¤,
!     ,--.
 '¤,,,,¤' < @@>D
¡''/   /"¡
¡   ¥    ¡ 0RNING
With All Of My Best Wishes...!
Häve Ä Nicè DäY!!!. 

ASCll Morning fun

|'""\/"""| GÖÖD%
|    %ØRÑIÑG%%
|__|'v'|__| %%%%
!""!__!""!%%%%%
! AVE ä GLØRIUS
!__!""!__! Day. %%:-) 

Punjabi Good Morning

@========@
     ) " Svair"   )
    /   ~ da ~   /
   (  "salam" (
@=======@
Allah kry tuada aj da din chnga guzry
Te Rab tuady te apni rehmtan nazil kry.AMEN 

Just To Say Good Morning

*BeauTiFuL SuN*
        .-'"""-.
        '-.___.-'
*Fresh Air*
      ~~~~~~~
      ~~~~~~~
*SweeT BirDs*
      * * * * *
       * * * *
*BlooM Flowrs*
        ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤
         ¤ ¤ ¤
*KnocK Ur Door*
           |""|""|
           |__|__|
*JusT 2 Say U*
   *GOOD*
  *MORNING* 

Good Luck Sms

ASCll Best Of Luck

-""-.,.-""-.
'. I pray4 .'
 ' .  U    . '
     '  .  '
.-""-.,.-""-.
'. Best of .'
 ' . Luck.'
    '   .  '
kal
Aaj
Aur
Hmaisha
Khush rahin
AAMEEN 

Hard Times

Hard times are like a washing machine,
 they twist,turn &knock us around,
 but in the end we come out cleaner, brighter & better than before. 

Best Hope

“Every Sunset”
Reduce 1 Day From Life !
But
“Every Sunrise”
Give 1 More Day To Hope !
So,
“Hope For The Best.”

Sucessful Life

*,*,*,*  Flowers
"-.\'/.-"  for You
  )""'(   with Lots of
  (===)    Prayers
  )__(    to wish You
              Happy
                and
    Successful Life 

Choose Wisely

In life, we have a lot to lose and very little to choose. Whenever u get
 a chance to choose, do it wisely &  see that u never lose what u 
choose WISHING U  BEST F EVERY THING IN  UR LIEE. 

Hope In Our Life

Every Sunset gives us one day less to live..
But..
Every Sunrise gives us..
One day more to hope..
So..
Hope for the best..
Very good take care of ur self..

Sucess

Success will never lower down its standard to accomodate us, we have to raise our standard to achieve it.
For every bird GOD provides Food, But not in the Nest….!

Ghazal Sms

Mera Dil Todkar

Khat Likh Raha Hun Ahd_e_Mohabbat Ko Tor K..
Kaaghaz Pe Aansu’on Ki, Jagah Chor Chor K..
Tu Fikar-Mand Q hai Mera Dil Tor K?
Me Khud Hi Ja Raha Hun Tera Shahr Chor k..
Kal Raat Likhne Betha Ghazal Tere Naam Ki,
Alfaz Saamne The Khare Yun Haath Jorr Jorr k..
Jis Me Tumhara Aks_e_Haseen Dekhta Tha me,
Tum Ne To Rakh Diya Wohi Aaina Torr K..
ye Daastaan_e_zeest Bhi Kitni Taweel Hai?
Rakhna Pare Hain Mujh Ko Kuch Warq Morr Mor K

Meri Zaat Zara-e-Benishan

“MERI ZAT ZARA E BENISHAN”
Mein Btao Kya Mujhe Kya Mily
Mujhe Sbr Hi Ka Sila Mily
Kisi Aag Hi Ki Rida Mily
Kisi Dard Hi Ka Sila Mily
Kisi Gham Ki Dil Mai Jaga Mily
Jo Mra Hy Wo Mujhe Aa Mily
Rhy Shad Yu Hi Mra Jahan
K Yaqen Mai Bedly Mra Guman….
“MERI ZAT ZARA E BENISHAN”
Kbhi Sooni Subha Mai Ghomna
Kbhi Ujri Shamo Ko Daikhna
Kbhi Bhegi Ankho Mai Jagna
Kbhi Beetay Lamho Ko Sochna
Mgr 1 Pal Hy UMEED Ka
Hy Mujhe KHUDA Ka Jo Aasra
Na Hi Maine Koi Gila Kya
Na Hi Maine Di Hn Duhaeyan
“MERI ZAT ZARA E BENISHAN”
Mai Wo Kis Tarah Se Kro Byan
Jo Kiye Gae Hn Situm Yaha
Sunay Kon Mri Ye Dastan
Koi Humnashen Hy Na Razdan
Jo Tha Jhot Wo Bna Such Yaha
Nahi Kholi Maine Mgr Zuban
Ye Akaila Pun
Ye Udasiyan
Mri Zindgi Ki Hn Tarjuman
MRI ZAT ZARA E BENISHAN

Tere Nam Ki

Ye Wafa Ye Mohabbat Tere Naam Ki.!
Hum Ne Apni Chahat Tere Naam Ki.!
Sab Gham Or Dard Hain Hamare Liye,
Hum Ne Tamam Umar Ki Kushi Tere Naam Ki.!
Hamari To Na Manzil Hai Na Rasta Apna,
Hum Ne Phir Bhi Apne DIL Ki Duniya Tere Naam Ki.!
Hum Hain Bewafa Kabhi Sochna Bhi Mat,,
Hum Ne To Ek Umar Ki Wafa b tere name ki.,,

Tere Hain

Utar rahey hain jo Dil mein khayal “TERAY” hain,
K meri chashm-e-tamanna mein khowab “TERAY” hain,
Kitab meri, qalam mera soch bhi meri,
Magar jo likhey hain main ne wo baab “TERAY” hain
“TU” meri zaat ka ik mustanad hawala hay,
Kitab-e-dosti mein sarey nisaab “TERAY” hain..!!!!

Yadon Ka Album

Jub Yaad Ka Album KholÖn tÖ,
Kuch LÖG BÖht Yad ate Hain
Main Guzre Dino kÖ SochÖn tÖ,
Kuch LÖG BÖht Yad ate Hain
Ab Jane KisS NaGri Mai
SÖay Pare Hy Mudat Se
Mai Raat Gaye tk JaGon tÖ,
Kuch LÖG BÖht Yad ate Hain
Kuch Batein theen PHolÖn Jesi
Kuch KhushbÖ Jese Lehje thy
Main Sheher-e-Chaman Men Tehlon tÖ,
Kuch LÖG BÖht Yad ate Hain
Wo Pal Bhar ki NarazGiyan Ör
Maan B Jana Pal Bhar Men
Ab Khud Se Jb bhe RothÖon tÖ,
“Kuch LÖG BÖht Yad Aty Hain”

Mujhe Socha Na Karo

“Meri chahat ka sar-e-aam to charcha na karo”
“Gham to pehle b hai or to ruswa na kro”
“Baat choti c b afsana bana deti hy”
“Tum kitaboon pe mera nam likha na kro ”
“Dil ko bechain sa krti hain tumhari ankhain”
“Raat ko dair talak tum mujh ko socha na karo..


Yaad Rakh Lena

AGAR HO SAKY TO,
Muje apni ANKHO main rakhna,
AANSU ban kar beh jaon to,
HATHO me CHUPA lena,
AGAR HO SAKE
TO,
Muje HAWAAON me BIKHER dena,
Tmhen CHOR kar chala jaon to,
Muje MEHSOS kar lena,
AGAR HO SAKE
TO,
Muje ek PHOOL samajh lena,
MURJHAA b jaon to,
KITTABON me rakh lena,
AGAR HO SAKE
TO,
Mujhe apni KHUWAHISH samajh lena,
Agar kabhi jo MIL na paon to,
Mujhe apni DUWAON me “YAAD” rakh LENA….