Flirt Sms

ZaliM Dost


Ay dil tu tanhaiyon mai rahne ka aadi ho ja,
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Yeh tere zalim dost tujhy kisi ”BACHI” ka number nahen dain gai!

GirlFriend Mobile

Ek boy GirlFriend se milne aya, wo chai bnane chale gai..GirlFriend ka Mobile sofy pr dekh kr Boy ne socha k dekhoon mera numbr kis
naam pr save kiya he?Dear, Sweet ya
janu..us ne miss bell di to screen py likha aaya..
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“kutta no# 5″ calling…;-)

Name

Boy : What’s Ur Name ?
Girl : Q Bataon Main Tmhe Nhn Janti.
Boy : Na Batao Main Kon sa Tmhe Apni PARADO CAR Mai Bitha Raha Hun.
Girl : NAZIA, B.Com 2nd year,
Wo Samny Wali Gali Mai Teesry Makan Mai Rehti Hun =D ;-)


Bholi Si Surat

Chai wala 1 girl se:
“bholi si surat aankon me masti door khari sharmaye..aye haye
Girl reply:
“kali si surat, haatho me Chenak door khara chillay
chaye chaye

Pyar Try Karo

Pyar Karo,
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Zaroor Karo,
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Mana To Nahi Kiya,
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Lekin..?
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Pyar Karo Kisi 1 Se,
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Magar Karo Kisi Naik Se,
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Jab Tak Koi Naik Na Milay,
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Try Karo Har 1 Se.

Aaj Ka devdas

Na Pyar, Na Yaar,
Na MUHABBAT, Na Dosti Yaaro,
Aaj K Is Devdas Ki Baat Mano,
Na Chander-Mukhi, Na Paaro,
Bas Har Aati Jati Bachi Ko Taaroo.

Lift 

Larkay nay car rok kar larki say poocha “miss aap lift laina pasand karain ghee”?
Larki “naheen main 2 dafa lift lay chukey hoon ab apnay ghar ja rahi hoon.