Chips
Sardar g 1 Girl k sath chips kha raha tha
Girl ne pyar se ankho mai ankhain dal k pocha
kuch feel ker rahe ho?
Sardar: Han tum mujh se ziada chips kha rahi ho.
Sardar ka Tota
SARDAR Ny 1 TOTA paLa
Or UsKo SaBz MirChaiN
KhilaTa Rha 1MoNth k BaD SARDAR Ny TOTY Sy PuCha
MiaN MiThu Churi KhaNi
TOTA
KiuN oye aNNi Dia MirchaN Muk GaiyaN Nay!
Enjoy!
Sardar Ji Pehli Bar Susral Gaye…
Gaon Walon Se Pocha,
Yahan Koi Enjoy Karny Wali Cheez Hay Kya?
Gaon Waly Bolay:
Nahi Babu.
Ek Hi Thi Wo Bhi Aap Le Gaye.
Pathan Sardar Mix
Sardar:
Kl koi meri bv k purse se Rs 2000 le gya
Pathan:
jhot bolti hy,
1500 tha.
Hum ne khud gina tha.
Sardar paise ka msla nai hy,
Bs tu admi ka pta kr..:-
Mother Tongue
“A Sardar was helping his son 2 fill his admision form”
Son asked:
‘Baapu Mother tongue walay khany mai kya likon?
Sardar:
‘Puttar likh de;
“Very Long”;-).
ICU
It happened in an international hospital that ICU patients died in same bed every sunday at 11 a.m.
It puzzled the doctors whether it waz s0mething super natural..
Worldwide eXpert team was formed to investigate the cause..
Next sunday few minutes before 11 a.m. all doctors & nurses waited to see what it was..
Some were holding prayer books & Holy objects to ward off evil..
.
then . . .
.
.
Suddenly . . .
.
.
.
.
Sardar g,
Part time sunday sweeper,
entered the ICU..
Unplugged the life support system & plugged his vaccum cleaner :-D!
Picnic
3 SARDAR picnic pay gaye wahan ja k yaad aya k pepsi to ghar bhool gaye?
Decide kiya k sab say chota SARDAR ja k pepsi lay aye.
Chota SARDAR:
Mein is shart per jata hoon k tum meray anay tak samosy nahi khao gay.
Dono nay kaha k theek.
1 din guzra SARDAR nahi aya, 2 din guzray, 3, 4, hafta guzra.
Dono nay socha k ab samosay kha lenay chaye jaisay hi samosa uthaya chota SARDAR darakht k peechay say nikal k bola:
“JAY INJ KARO GAY TAY MEIN NAHI JANDA…”
Sardar g 1 Girl k sath chips kha raha tha
Girl ne pyar se ankho mai ankhain dal k pocha
kuch feel ker rahe ho?
Sardar: Han tum mujh se ziada chips kha rahi ho.
Sardar ka Tota
SARDAR Ny 1 TOTA paLa
Or UsKo SaBz MirChaiN
KhilaTa Rha 1MoNth k BaD SARDAR Ny TOTY Sy PuCha
MiaN MiThu Churi KhaNi
TOTA
KiuN oye aNNi Dia MirchaN Muk GaiyaN Nay!
Enjoy!
Sardar Ji Pehli Bar Susral Gaye…
Gaon Walon Se Pocha,
Yahan Koi Enjoy Karny Wali Cheez Hay Kya?
Gaon Waly Bolay:
Nahi Babu.
Ek Hi Thi Wo Bhi Aap Le Gaye.
Pathan Sardar Mix
Sardar:
Kl koi meri bv k purse se Rs 2000 le gya
Pathan:
jhot bolti hy,
1500 tha.
Hum ne khud gina tha.
Sardar paise ka msla nai hy,
Bs tu admi ka pta kr..:-
Mother Tongue
“A Sardar was helping his son 2 fill his admision form”
Son asked:
‘Baapu Mother tongue walay khany mai kya likon?
Sardar:
‘Puttar likh de;
“Very Long”;-).
ICU
It happened in an international hospital that ICU patients died in same bed every sunday at 11 a.m.
It puzzled the doctors whether it waz s0mething super natural..
Worldwide eXpert team was formed to investigate the cause..
Next sunday few minutes before 11 a.m. all doctors & nurses waited to see what it was..
Some were holding prayer books & Holy objects to ward off evil..
.
then . . .
.
.
Suddenly . . .
.
.
.
.
Sardar g,
Part time sunday sweeper,
entered the ICU..
Unplugged the life support system & plugged his vaccum cleaner :-D!
Picnic
3 SARDAR picnic pay gaye wahan ja k yaad aya k pepsi to ghar bhool gaye?
Decide kiya k sab say chota SARDAR ja k pepsi lay aye.
Chota SARDAR:
Mein is shart per jata hoon k tum meray anay tak samosy nahi khao gay.
Dono nay kaha k theek.
1 din guzra SARDAR nahi aya, 2 din guzray, 3, 4, hafta guzra.
Dono nay socha k ab samosay kha lenay chaye jaisay hi samosa uthaya chota SARDAR darakht k peechay say nikal k bola:
“JAY INJ KARO GAY TAY MEIN NAHI JANDA…”
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