Naughty Sms

Tarapa Kar Maro

Sambha: Sardar, Is Thakur Ka Kya Karna Hai
Gabbar: Is Saale Ke Dono Haath Kaat Do
Aur Isko Din Mein 03 Baar Blu Film Dikhao
Apne Aap Tarap Tarap Kar Mar Jaayega

Ab Bol Wah Wah

Samunder me pani, pani me fish.
wah! wah!
Samunder me pani, pani me fish.
wah! wah!
Aap ko salam aur aap ki Girlfriend ko kiss…
Ab bol wah wah.

Kash Jaldi So Jate

Tum dunia k un chand insano main se “Aik” ho jin ko dekh kr un
K
WALDAIN kehtay hain?
.
.
K
.
.
Kash
.
.
.
Us raat
.
“HUM JALDI SO JATAY.” :

Reduce Population

Suna
Hay k
Aap ki
aik
Smile
Per
Loag
Martay
Hein
So…
Plz…..
Keep
Smiling
2
reduce
Population.

Teri Hansi

Teri Aankhon me Aansu
Chehre pe hansi hai
Teri saans mein aahain,
Dil mein bebasi hai
TuNe pehle Q na bataya mujh ko
K
Darwaze me Teri ungli phansi hai.

chalak Bacha

A small child:
Papa,
Ap Ksi Larki Ko Pyar Krte Hain…?
Father:
Haan,,,
Tumhari Maa Sy.
Child:
Bare Chalaak Hain…
Ghar Main Hi Chakr Chalaya Hua Hy..?

Skin Specialist

A Beautiful Girl Goes To Skin Doctor & Askd:
Muje Apne Jism Se Boht Pyar Hai,
So Muje Nahanay Se Pehle Kia Lagana Chahiye..?
Dr: Bathroom Ki Kundi