Insult Sms

Tym Yaad Aye

Dear Kaisay ho
yar tm to humen bhool hi gaey
Men bhi tumhen bholne hi wala tha
k
achanak
aaj
jab
masjid
se
meri
chappal
chori hui to
tum
yad aa gaey…

Benefits Sms

SMS ke 4 Faiday ..
1. Main bhi khush,
2. Jisay bhejo wo bhi khush,
3. Yaadon ka silsila bana rahta hai,
4. Kon KANJOOS hai wo bhi pata chal jata hai

Kanjoos Log

hum fizaon k badlnay ka intezar nahi kartay
andhiyoun k rukne ka intezar nahi kartay
yaad ati hai to sms kar daitay hain
.
hum ‘ KANJOUSUON ‘ k sms ka intezar nahi kartay

Shetan

SHAETAN”ne poocha
kisi NAIK insan ka number do
Apun us ko tang krega!
main ne AP ka number diya to SHETAN bola
abay marwaye ga kya
ye to BOSS ka number ha.

Lux

Youn raton ko na jaago so liya kero,
Baat dil may na rakho ro liya kro,
Baal to boht achay banate ho
Kabhi Lux se moun b dho liya kero!!!!

Pata Hai

1 din chaand ne mujh se kaha k tere sb dost.
Kanjos hn Pagal hn. Ghareeb hn. Faqeer hn. Falto hyn.
Mainy chand ko ghora or gusey se kaha
.
.
.
Mujhe pta hy.

Acha Din

Hamisha subha uth kar 2 kam kia karo,
1: NAMAZ parha karo.
Is say tumhara din acha guzray ga.
.
.
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2: NAHA liya karo.
Is say dosron ka din acha guzray ga..