Husband Wife Sms

Zehar Easy Load

Ek aadmi ne apni saas k pas sanp betha dekha to sanp se bola
Meri saas ko dus lo
Sanp_
Aby kiya dus lon?
Main to khud is se Zehar EASY LOAD krwane aaya hun !

Aik Moka Aur

Wife: main driver ko nokri se nikaal rahi hun kyun k aj main doosri bar marte marte bachi hun.
Husbnd: Begum isy ek aur moka do. :-)

Janati

1 bv kali thee aur shohr gora tha.
Sohar 1 din bola k hm 2ono jnti hain.
Bv boli woh kesay.
Sohahr bola .
Ma tumhain dakh kr sbr krta hoon.aur tum mujay dakh k shukar karti ho.

Bolne Ka Moqa

Bv doctor se,mere shohar ko sotey mein bolne ki bimaari hai mein unhain kya doon,
Doctr,-Aap unhein jaagty mein bolne ka moqa dein . . !

Bimari

Mareez:Dr sahib mujhay ajeeb bemari lag gaee hai,Jab meri biwi bolti hai to mujhay kuch sunai nahi deta!
Dr:Yeh bemari nahi “NEMAT” hai


Warranty Expired

A Quality Engineer married an average girl…
After 2 years of tough life with his wife, finally da Engineer got angry and sent a note to his father-in-law stating that,
“YOUR PRODUCT IS NOT MEETING MY REQUIREMENTS”
The smart father-in-law replied,
“WARRANTY EXPIRED,COMPANY NOT RESPONSIBLE.” ;-)


Proof

A woman was gidnaped ,
The kidnaper sent a piece of her fingerto her husband & demanded money .
Husband Replied :
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I want More proof !!